ur vital regions r mine

Gelato for Mistress?

queenlymacbeth wrote in lolocracy Feb 06, 2011 10:45

Who: Veronika and Rory
Where: Veronika's house
When: Late on Saturday night (5 Feb)
What: Reuniting of Mistress and submissive.
Rating: ...Do I really need to say?

( It had been a rush... )

sleepover, status: incomplete, you say goodbye i say hello, scotland, paris hilton's sex tapes ain't got shit , is it hot in here or is it just me, girl you look fierce, other world kingdom, you vill be punished, lesbi-win, i'm too sexy for my shirt, girls just wanna have fun, ur vital regions r mine, girls night out, dominatrix hotline how may i help you?, yuri ftw, we are terrible people, bringin' sexy back, why yes these are real thank you, handcuffs are hotcuffs, why hello thar, p-p-poker face, parental advisory, now just lie back and relaaaaaax

Ivana's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

salylimon wrote in lolocracy Jan 23, 2011 01:17

WHO: Ivana and Emiliano
WHEN: January 23, Sunday afternoon
WHERE: A diner. You know, where they serve hamburgers and milkshakes and freedom fries.
WHAT: IT'S NOT A DATE. At least, that's what Emiliano thinks.

( And they're like, )

it's super effective!, oh god the memories, not a date, shenanigans!, my milkshake brings all the boys to the , awkwardness: i has it, eat your feelings, i'm not copping a feel..., fail!flirting, a non-date date, personal bubbles are good for you, south mexico, do i dazzle you~*~*~?, i'm too sexy for my shirt, this is my safety square!, ur vital regions r mine, smooth move rico suave, what are personal boundaries?, oh shit- we actually need a hetero tag?!, status: complete, i'm better let me show you how, it's not what you think, bringin' sexy back, !event: genderbender week, brown chicken brown cow, is time to get esexi, fail!date, i'm responsible i swear, russia, trotsky/kahlo = otp, it's all completely innocent here

Your Abbreviated Mirandas

missile_crisis wrote in lolocracy Jan 22, 2011 03:10

WHO: Liberty's one and only esexi y espici lady cop and the Kiwi that crossed her
WHEN: January 22nd, a bit after 1 AM (as known as Stupid O'Clock)
WHERE: A main thoroughfare and after that, who knows~
WHAT: The flash bastard (bitch?) flashed a little too brightly

( You have the right to remain silent. No, seriously. Just shut up. )

espici espanglish, no llores, status: incomplete, pepperspray: it's hot, my life is fail, badtouching, 911 what's your emergency?, i'm too old for this shit, i'm not copping a feel..., i will cut you, this is novela hour, we're so esexi, allons-y!, can you feel teh ghey tonight?, mix-and-match, lesbi-win, meet señor taser, it's time for an intervention, o holy tags, 3 am time is sexy time, isn't that illegal?, my hips don't lie, yuri ftw, detention, you've got red on you, !event: genderbender week, handcuffs are hotcuffs, u gonna get raped, my job sucks, history won't repeat this shit, is time to get esexi, bitch just got stalked, this is madness, it's super effective!, this shit just got real, lady cop watchin' ju, it's time to nut up or shut up, my job rocks, puto this joto that, is this real life?, oh god what just happened?!, please stop groping me, i don't care what these bitches say, the law is here!, we meet again officer, and remember: don't fuck it up, ur vital regions r mine, what are personal boundaries?, dat culo, it's a, you're an idiot, oh god get off me, thank god it's friday, cuba, unacceptable! all of this!, ust, stay in school kids, cooperate or i will cut you, there's this thing called murphy's law, it's all just a coincidence!, oh hell naw, lusting tiger horny dragon, new zealand

Finder's Keeper

man_nav_naudas wrote in lolocracy Oct 22, 2010 19:34

WHO: The Francūzis un Zēns
WHEN: Friday evening, October 22
WHERE: The Dungeons, the Potions Classroom
WHAT: The magpie perches on a precarious branch...
RATING: ???

( The loser, the weeper. )

status: incomplete, oh god what just happened?!, please stop groping me, francis badtouches the world, !event: harry potter, i'm not copping a feel..., fail!flirting, do i dazzle you~*~*~?, it's a "surprise", ur vital regions r mine, you just went there, france, what are personal boundaries?, what the fuck are we doing?!, do you believe in maaagic?, it's always the quiet ones, the marker is actually a phallic symbol, y u do dis?, latvia, u gonna get raped, it's magic!, is that a rocket in your pocket?, i swear to drunk i'm not god, cockblocked like a boss, alas poor childe i knew him well...

ESCUME CA'I TALK TO YOU FO A MINUTE?

meiume wrote in lolocracy Oct 07, 2010 11:44

Who: Conner and Mei.
When: October 7th, Thursday afternoon.
Where: Trader Bros.
What: When fortune smiles upon you, you best not to fuck it up.

( CA'I HAVE YO NUMBA? CA'I HAVE YO NUMBA? )

this shit just got real, do i dazzle you~*~*~?, republic of ireland, be a man! do the right thing!, and remember: don't fuck it up, ur vital regions r mine, taiwan, oh shit- we actually need a hetero tag?!, status: complete, all you need is love, y u do dis?, haters gonna hate, bitch you made my girl cry, i'm lovin' it, oh hell naw, i see you naked, bitch just got stalked

HE BELONGS TO ME...

meiume wrote in lolocracy Oct 02, 2010 19:36

Who: WE LOVE CONNER CLUB!
When: October 2nd, Saturday night.
Where: Conner's flat.
What: When two girls who love Conner meet...

( The Irish is mine... )

you have some 'splainin' to do, bitchery is afoot!, status: dead, migraines at the door, creepers gonna creep, it's time for an intervention, and remember: don't fuck it up, what is this madness!?, girls just wanna have fun, ur vital regions r mine, you just went there, taiwan, "hanging out", isn't that illegal?, what the fuck are we doing?!, this needs more gaga, baking is manry, ...what are you doing in my house!?, all you need is love, haters gonna hate, the marker is actually a phallic symbol, who the hell do you think we are!?, northern ireland, cooperate or i will cut you, bitch just got stalked, gtfo of my house!, alas poor childe i knew him well..., it's time to nyar, caught in a bad bromance

Violets are Blue / Roses are Red / Brother you're Mine / So get in my Bed

here_comes_the wrote in lolocracy Sep 20, 2010 21:52

WHO: Mr. and Mrs. Ivan Braginsky
WHEN: ALL SATURDAY NIGHT LONG until Sunday morning (September 18/19th)
WHERE: Somewhere…comfortable.
WHAT: Anything Brother’s boyfriend can do, she can do better. Natalia demonstrates. Extensively.
RATING: A picture is worth a thousand words (nsfw, oh god, blame Brodie)

( Brother, I will pray the gay away. With my body. )

status: incomplete, badtouching, 911 what's your emergency?, first times are always good times, be a man! do the right thing!, become one with me brother, married married married, isn't that illegal?, oh shit- we actually need a hetero tag?!, and how does that make you feel?, why yes these are real thank you, bonding tiemz, in soviet russia community posts you!, u gonna get raped, i'm lovin' it, alas poor childe i knew him well..., this shit just got real, shenanigans!, creepers gonna creep, girls just wanna have fun, belarus, it's a "surprise", ur vital regions r mine, i'd tap that, what are personal boundaries?, frankly my dear- i don't give a damn, playing doctor, let's talk about feeeelings~, pantless party, all you need is love, cooperate or i will cut you, russia, i see you naked

And... Where have you Been?

das_vedanya wrote in lolocracy Sep 08, 2010 21:53

WHO: Ivan and Gilbert
WHEN: September 8th, 2006
WHERE: Ivan's (and Gilbert's temporary) Apartment
WHAT: FLASHBACK: Gilbert arrives home late one night. Ivan has Questions and quite the Temper.

( ...or do I have to kindly remind you who you belong to? )

this shit just got real, you don't get much more purple than this, i'm just big boned, ivan "the rapist", badtouching, oh god what just happened?!, gonna beat your ass, this is my safety square!, and remember: don't fuck it up, it's a "surprise", ur vital regions r mine, "hanging out", i'd tap that, frankly my dear- i don't give a damn, status: complete, this is caketown!, haters gonna hate, you've got red on you, it's not what you think, oh snap!, u gonna get raped, waaaangst, russia, prussia, big brother is watching you, it's all completely innocent here, caught in a bad bromance

HERE COME THE... GROOMS!

longlivesealand wrote in lolocracy Sep 02, 2010 19:44

WHO: The newlyweds and the wedding guests.
WHEN: September 2nd, Thursday.
WHERE: Berwald's house.
WHAT: Peter and Raivis' wedding. What else.

( Because Carrie and Kuro are both sick out of their mind... this is the result. )

this shit just got real, wales, england, you're doing what with my brother?!, is this real life?, sealand, ebay family, can you feel teh ghey tonight?, republic of ireland, ur vital regions r mine, married married married, taiwan, you're not a part of this family!, status: complete, all you need is love, south africa, this thread just got awesome, sweden, what are you doing here?, this thread will give you cavities, latvia, northern ireland, russia, b-but i'm allergic to crying..., big brother is watching you, america, new zealand

My Secretary, Your Assistant

das_vedanya wrote in lolocracy Aug 18, 2010 16:10

WHO: Roma and Ivan
WHEN: Wednesday August 18th, Late Afternoon
WHERE: Ivan's Office
WHAT: Roma goes to investigate Raivis's other area of employment... while Ivan is there.

( I can't think of a witty phrase for this LJ-Cut~ )

you have some 'splainin' to do, status: incomplete, badtouching, guy can't keep it in his pants, ancient rome, fuck my life, i'm too old for this shit, i'm such a fucking dick magnet, first times are always good times, be a man! do the right thing!, and how does that make you feel?, they know where you live, in soviet russia community posts you!, my job sucks, history won't repeat this shit, is that a rocket in your pocket?, parental advisory, bitch just got stalked, my job rocks, awkwardness: i has it, oh god what just happened?!, i don't get paid enough for this shit, kolkolkolkolkol, who are you?!, creepers gonna creep, this is my safety square!, it's a "surprise", what is this madness!?, ur vital regions r mine, come on guys - let's get aggressive!, you just went there, what are personal boundaries?, frankly my dear- i don't give a damn, playing doctor, this is an intervention, cooperate or i will cut you, now just lie back and relaaaaaax, russia, funtimes in realtime